Your at your homies house you've drank about a 12 pack, smoked a bush of Mary Jane's leaves and your hungry as fuck. There is nothing to eat in the house unless you want to cook up some shit. But who wants to cook when there knee deep into a 30 pack, you just want a quick snack so you can get back to boozin'. Some chips, crackers, a fuckin' piece of cheese... anything. Luckily there is one thing that your going to find in about 90% of homes... good ol' TopRamen. Usually in some cutty kitchen cabinet cause no one really wants to eat it unless they have to. But nothing makes a lazy drunk gypsy happier than finding a treasure chest of Gypsy chips. and if your lucky it might soak up some of the liquor and curb those drunk'n thoughts of "Im gunna' break this bottle over the bouncers face!" or "lets get naked and streak through the 440." but then again Gypsy Chips don't come with a guarantee.
Gypsy Chip's
1. Don't get a pot
2. Don't boil water
3. Crush those chips up
4. Pop that bag right open
5. Add the waaaaay to salty flavoring
6. Shake em' up
7. Enjoy your Gypsy Chip's then get back to boozin'
aha Gypsy King with a mouthful of Ramen! now let's get drunk, eat some chicken nugs, smoke some dope, and get NAKED!
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