Monday, April 5, 2010

Who says being a gypsy means being a bum?

There is a fine line between being a gypsy and a thief.. Yes, I will take clothes from a school yard no problem. You already know this.. But stealing HD vision sunnys from a 7/11 is out of the question.. What I steal is what I need, clothes, food, and beer. Some call me jazzy, others call me classy, but it is what it is. I can go out in ripped up levis, a t-shirt with beer and hot pocket stains on it, and a pair of up ripped up vans... I will always be a scum bag till the day I die, it was how I was born, and it will be how I go out.. Naked with long greasy hair and a 40 oz of King Cobra in my clutches, yes, that is how I came out too.. Just ask mamma rat herself. But other times, if you are lucky enough to catch this rat not in the sewers, you may see me sporting a nice pin stripe vest along with with a nice jacket, black jeans (cuz dress pants are for marks), and maybe, just maybe a nicER pair of vans on me feet. Har mar superstar cannot have it wrong.. Black pants, suit, sexy boots, that is how you go to a power lunch.. Trust me. But this is just the life of the classy gypsy, trying to find the line between scumbag and gentlemen, but fuck that line... cuz I'm just tryin to do ratz mobb stuff with my friends.

- The Classy Gypsy aka Kromer McDomer FoShomer

Sunday, April 4, 2010

Fuck you, we're still here!

Sincerely, to our beloved Gypsy Disciples...suck it. We've been on a blog hiatus because this merry band of Gypsy Ratz like to keep it moving so we haven't had too much time to sit down at the 'pute to show youse what we've been diggin' our claws into. A lot has been going on: Shredding the Gnar and then documenting that shit for you suckafishies to enjoy, bar crawlin', filling out applications to jobs I'm pretty sure I won't get, park mashin all over the Northern California Region, rap photoshoot at Rosa Park with Bertha bumping some gangsta rap right in the park, man-soda drinkin' games, trying to find motivation to actually pick up a paint brush and/or print some shirts, birthdays, rain, hailstorms, seismic catastrophes, untimley passings( RIP BANYAN!), a record release party, ripping laces, and all together just keeping it real G*kode coz we out here! I just checked out www.niko.shrubbyart.com to check on the latest updates, and my dude Niko is killing it with this web desgin game. I suggest, no, I INSIST that you type that website into yo search bar and press enter so you, yoself can catch a glimpe into Niko's cyber universe and peep what that Gypsy has been up too. 6'3" shot this sequence of the Gypsy King at Fremont Elementary School the day after Jay's "Shred the Gnar" premiere and tweaked it a bit then posted it up on the shrubby. Peep game, and Kev nurse that rat toe back to health, baby!