Taint Tickling Twerkage

Turtle necks are so last year bro. Aight homies, I've been super busy lately(i.e. playing bike race and NBA2K13 w/ Nanas) but I swear I'm twerking on the next edit, so hold tight. Here's just a little something to tickle your taint. The latest Twerk poster featuring our favorite inked up scumbag, Ian Harper with  guest twerkers, Sergio Gabriel Ricky De Los Martins Zavala, and Mr. "I WENT TO THE BAR LAST NIGHT" Stooeylewis in the BG's. Stay twerkin my fiends.

Proof Lab slideshow from Saturday Evening

Nards Ollie up to pivot.

Trevor Lien Nosegrabbin his way....

...to Disaster.

Nollie Biggie Bs Nosegrizzle was so clean!

Trevor and I giving Stu shit for not skating.

Nards, narrowly escaping decapitation.

Frontal nosebonage shot before the bonage.

Nanas going bananas on a nosebleed.

Beer break.

Luke getting blast-phemous.

Luke and Robert ponder the lines that could go down.

Nanas showing his love for my always tryna catch him slippin on camera.

Nards 5er inna da big wave stywahhhhh!

Sawsell breaking stuff.

Mr. "I went to the bar last night!" Stu.

GYPSISODE No.1: TWERKELEY

Gypsy Disciples, I am proud to present to you, the 1st installment of the #TWERKIN20S GYPSISODES!!! This is a webisode series inspired by our friends, Jacques Law at OULK'S ROSE, Brian Henderson, over at WEEAKVIDS, and last but not least, Isaac Chalker of THE CHALKER CHRONICLES. Nards and I have been sitting on tons of iphone clips and have opted out of making this a full length feature because we have way too many clips and are constantly filming more and more everyday so we settled for the second best solution: #TWERKINTWENTIES #GYPSISODES 

#PRETTYSWEET #SUNDAYFUNDAY

 One eye Willi was the organizer of the whole trip and kept reminding us with fb post such as the one below. I had made a call to the Roxie and the automated message said that the premier was sold out. They forgot to specify that it was the 1st showing at 8:30 that was sold out and that tickets were still available for the 9:30 show.

Oneeye making good use of fb.

Loaded Jon's van with a bunch of smelly scumbags with Oneeye at the helm.

1st stop was McInnis park, Jon dropped us off to skate while he handled some "Hog business."

The sesh in San Rafael was hella fun but we must be on our way. Time to bomb this dinky hill!

Willard shows us how good he is at balancing.

2nd spot: Berkeley Park after hours.

The homie Keith getting ridiculous!

Odale!

Friendly fire.

The road to the city was paved with shifties.

Jon's got the illest tres, no doubt.

Nick popping his bay area cherry. Boneless.

This dude got a dope trick. #twerkinonit

Keith narrowly escaping switch stance death.

Behind the insta.

WE OUT HERE! Line for the lucky ones with tickets.

Show up to Roxie and look to my left to see my  Hawaiian Transplant, Nakota aka Jahkoda, at the front of the line to get tickets for the 2nd showing. Dude had a ticket for the 1st show but sacrificed it to wait in line with his homies, what a good dude!

Even if we weren't gonna get in, we told the Girl Rep we were just there to tailgate.

#prettysweet hopefuls, Stufart and Boston Nick waiting patiently with tallboys in hand.

Please no cell phones. Bootleggers beware.

And the outpouring of 8:30 show goers.

They all had the same response, "It was pretty fuckin sweet!" And the homie, Silas Baxterface gave it his red-eyed approval, so it must be good.

Roxie employee rocking the fuck outta some Guess jeans. Straight retro!

Scalpers came by and Nakota got em with the quick draw of  5 bucks in his hand. Homie even came up on a #prettysweet deck for getting in line early. Bless up hayn!

Scummies coming up on tickets...I'm the only  left.

Then Stizle comes out to rescue me. Good looks Brownstizle.

Thanks to these two dudes for making it happen.

The Vanlifers had a whole corner of seats. 

Ey brah! Try sit down you faka!

Shhhh! It's bout to get loc!

The video was so fucking crazy that Steve barely got out of that theater alive. #justanotherblackout

I'd say Nick's 1st time to San Francisco was #prettyfuckinsweet!

Hella Cameos!

Expect a bunch of Scumbag Guest Appearnces. This one is of our favorite Healdsburgian. Here's Johnny...Juarez getting no footed on the QP during the "Golden Hour." #FULLYTWERKD

#TWERKINTWENTIES