Wednesday, April 22, 2015

Fun with Pallets

Willi brought some plastic pallets to Rosa Park about a week ago and they are a lot of fun. They're extremely versatile when it comes to skating them. They're plastic so they slide and grind with no waxing needed.You can stack 'em, ollie 'em, manual 'em and they can also be propped up and skated as banks; the possibilities are quite endless. Everyday I've been to the park this week, I've skated them in different ways than  I did the previous day. My back was hurting so I just filmed iFin clips of the dudes getting down. Enjoy and go ride your skateboard!
The skater formerly known as Billy. 

Quick stunt from yer boy.

Always tooged.

Toog Forever, Forever Tooged.

RIP THE JACKA! MOB IN PEACE!
TWERKIN' TWENTIES Presents: "Pallet Jack'd"

Friday, April 17, 2015

Big Screen Twerk #KILLYOURTELEVISION




Imagine you're chilling with your bros and wanting to watch The Shep Dawgs Vol. 4  video but your friend's dvd player is possessed and only wants to play the bonus section. This is what happened to myself and a few usual suspects the other night. It seemed all of the technology that surrounded us decided to go on strike when we thought we needed it most.  But alas, our hopes were re-ignited because we were able to make the dvd work with a combination of a "hot-breath-to-disc-wipe-down" and by continually draining the demon player of it's life then quickly resurrecting it and then repeating the process a few more times. Everything seemed to be "coming up Milhouse" until Myk's Big Screen decided it wanted to freeze frame whilst teasing us with the continued sound of Shep Dawg shreddery. Myk mentioned that this had started to become a regular occurrence so he thought it best to retire the beast of a TV. But being the recycling and re-purposing rats that we all are, we just couldn't let the TV go to waste at the dumps. The natural response was, "Let's skate the fucking thing!" So we shredded the fuck out of it for a solid week and even dissected it to recover some lenses from the projector inside of it. I didn't have too much footy of the TV shreddage but if you head over to Skinner's insta page, he's got some insta WEEDMOUNTAIN clips to recap the KILLING of MYK & COMMANDER'S TV. The moral of the story is KILL YOUR TELEVISION & RIDE YOUR SKATEBOARD(on it). Below are some random photos from around Oakland and Rosa and a Twerk edit from days that roll into one.

Myk krooks while Skinner instagrams.

TV guts.

Lens extraction phase 1.

1st lens extracted and poorly tested. Portrait of Yung Shane.


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Lens Extraction phase 2.

Lens extractions success, here's another.

And yet anther lens!



The club sold Drew some bammer,

NFJH Beanplant for Joe by Myk.

Waiting for Tortas.

Carnitas TORTA!

TORTA GANG!

Skinner taking it all in. 

My Cambodian orphan friend having Veggie Super burrito moment.

The Cambodian orphan found a hill to bomb. He almost meatbag'd doing a powerslide.



These fuckbois giving this curb a swedish deep tissue massage. No happy endings here.

Som donated a couch to our Cambodian orphan boi.
Skinner in his natural habitat part 1. Brown Banks Oakland, Ca.
Myk sliding his tail.
Skinner piv fakie.
Skinner backside nosepick.
Bahn mi bromance.
RIP YUNG BATBOY
Toan fs bs in the streets of Oakland.
Myk bs.
Security fuckboi didn't want his picture taken so I took a photo of him.
Il mayor.
"Hi, I'm Paul!"
FARTING on 4/20 8:30am to whenever.
Didn't know ya boy, Dirls, could backtail did ya?

Skinner in his natural habitat part 2.











A TWERKIN' TWENTIES GYPSISODE: BIG SCREEN TWERK

Friday, April 10, 2015

Storm at Fort Miley

A few months back I decided to venture out to the City to finally skate the legendary Fort Miley. This was back when Storm and I had coinciding days off so I hit em up on a Monday and we were out! We hit up Soma park to warm up first because Storm hadn't been yet. We had a bit of trouble getting to Fort Miley due to Siri being a punk ass bitch and constantly leading me astray with her horrible directions. Luckily with a few U-turns and a cherry parking spot near the beach, the search was finally over. We had made it to Land's End, and it was glorious! It was like a fucking shredical dream!We get there and it is empty, the sun was out and the conditions were ripe for the shred! We shredded for hours, stacking as many gopro clips as we could before we were all shredded out. All in all, it was a successful mission out to a legendary SF spot and I can't wait to go back!